Chracter interviews
Farley AVENTINE
Interviewer: Name?
Farley: Farley Aventine.
Interviewer: Occupation?
Farley: Former sports radio host, currently in between
jobs, girlfriends, goals, dreams, desire to live. No, wait! I’m an aspiring writer! That’s a goal, isn’t it?
Interviewer: What are you writing now?
Farley: Does this bio count?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Hey, am I getting paid for this?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Can I at least keep the pen?
Interviewer: This interview is being conducted online.
Farley: Then can I get a reference?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Did you type no when you meant yes?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: What can I do to turn that no into a yes?
Interviewer: Stop typing.
Farley: You mean if I stop typing you’ll give me a reference?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Farley Aventine.
Interviewer: Occupation?
Farley: Former sports radio host, currently in between
jobs, girlfriends, goals, dreams, desire to live. No, wait! I’m an aspiring writer! That’s a goal, isn’t it?
Interviewer: What are you writing now?
Farley: Does this bio count?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Hey, am I getting paid for this?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Can I at least keep the pen?
Interviewer: This interview is being conducted online.
Farley: Then can I get a reference?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: Did you type no when you meant yes?
Interviewer: No.
Farley: What can I do to turn that no into a yes?
Interviewer: Stop typing.
Farley: You mean if I stop typing you’ll give me a reference?
Interviewer: No.